Nepali Jokes SMS Sayari: January 2012

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my hands r made 2 hold u ..... evry part of me wants u, mayb...

Take 10 roses and stand in front of a mirror, u will find them 11 with u as the most beautiful 1

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really...

There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me and You is '...

प्रहरीको लवलेटर मेरो हृदयकी नाइटभिजन, लङ्गरेन्जको भन्दा लामो तथा बंकरभन्दा गहिरो माया ! आत्माकी सेन्ट्री, सेक्यरिटीवाल भन्दा मजबुत प्यार । ...

भर्खर विवाह गरेका नया जोडि नेताजि सँग आशिर्वाद माग्न गएछन्- जोडि : मन्त्रि ज्यू हामिलाई आशिर्वाद दिनुस! ... नेताजि : "अहँ मन्त्रिको काम...

पण्डित बाजेलाई झाडा पखालाले च्यापेछ.. ओखति लिने समयमा डाक्टरलाई सोधेछन्..”के के कुरामा ध्यान दिन पर्ला डाक्टर साव ?” डाक्टरः “जोडले शंख नफुक...

नेपाल टेलिकम को नया सेवा . विवाह सेवा... प्रेम विवाह को लागि १. थिछ्नु होस् मग्नी को लागि २ थिछ्नु होस् विवाह नै नगर्न ३ थिछ्नु होस् ..........

विरामी : (नर्सलाई) आई लव यु, तिमीले मेरो मुटु चोर्यौ । नर्स : (लजाउँदै) होईन कहाँ मुटु चोर्नु... मुटु त छोको पनि छैन... हामीले त तपाईको kidn...

Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura Sworgalok Ghumna Sakthiyo, Beech Batai Farkiyo .

A Magar Wants To Divorce . Juz: 3 Santan Kasari Barabari Bhag Lauchhau ? Limbu: Next year Divorce garchhu.

.I lov u. I love u. I lov u. I lov u. Kina Bhane, Chidiakhana ma lekheko Chha-‘ Janawar lai maya Garau.’

एकजना जवान केटिले उमेर पाकेको धनि बुडोसँग विहे गरेपछि पत्रकारले सोधेछन पत्रकार : तपाईले उहाँमा के देख्नुभो विहे गर्नलाई । केटि : एउटा उहाँको...

श्रीमानले विदेशबाट आफ्नी श्रीमतीलाई चिट्ठी लेखेछ.......प्यरी ..यो महिना मेरो तलबको सट्टा सय चुम्मा पठाएकोछु, श्रीमतीले आफ्नो श्रीमानलाई जवाफ...

.Q:A Lovi BAHUN Jhapa STD call Garnu Parda, K garla ? A: Jhapa Pugera Local cal Garchha.

Timi mero Aagan ma aayu, Little Muskaau, Little Lajau, Little Daraau…. Ani Jorle Chichyau….A KHALI SISI, PURANA KAGAJ !!

Prem Ma Nindra Haruchha re. Kasaile ma sanga pani Lov garos…….Kina ki KHUB NINDRA LAGCHHA Yaar. !!

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue bl...

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.....